~ cringe-tech
Software so good it’s a little embarrassing.
We ship tiny tools with oversized confidence. No blockchain synergy, no “revolutionary platform” — just things that work, plus a little secondhand embarrassment, free of charge.
// what we make
Tiny tools, big ego
Small, focused software that does one thing. We just talk about it like it’s a unicorn.
No VC, no roadmap theatre
Nobody to please but ourselves. If a feature is cringe, it ships anyway — and we own it.
Open source by default
The code is on GitHub. The bugs are a collaborative experience. You’re welcome.
Fund the cringe
Everything is free and open source. If something here saved you five minutes or made you smirk, you can pay it back in coffee or coins. No pressure — the cringe is sustainable either way.